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Oliver Buchannon
Ned Neuron

Ned Neuron spends his days connecting dots, firing up fun facts, and occasionally doing the cha-cha with neurotransmitters. When he’s not busy making brains smarter, he’s sneaking puns into lunchboxes and convincing neurons that math can be hilarious. Warning: prolonged exposure may cause sudden bursts of laughter and curiosity.

NYC Saw Snow and Immediately Forgot How to Function

Dec 16, 2025

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4 min read

NYC Saw Snow and Immediately Forgot How to Function

Ned Neuron
Ned Neuron
NYC SAID “YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? CASINOS.”

Dec 8, 2025

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3 min read

NYC SAID “YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? CASINOS.”

STARBUCKS FINALLY COUGHS UP, Mayor Randy Mastro officially quit, BIKE LANE DRAMA

Ned Neuron
Ned Neuron

What the NewYork

A weekly, funny, bite-sized recap of everything wild, weird, and chaotic happening in New York City — explained in a short, entertaining, unhinged tone.

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